#ask box

[kyri45]

this whole time…

THIS WHOLE TIME THIS WAS THE REAOSN TEHY WENT TO TGE HOSPITAL

…(cries from cuteness)

Also this made me laugh LOL 🤣🤣

im gonna miss this au SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭

Thank you kyri!!!

HEHEHEHE IM ALWAYS HONEST ON MY WORD

[gloomwitchwrites]

ain't nothing like a nap after sex

or a big beefy Simon snoozing on top of you, crushing you to the bed after he's just hit it raw.

[startheskelaton]

Your drawings and Sparkplug are both phenomenal! I love seeing your posts and I enjoy reading and seeing more about Sparkplug, so I did end up drawing a sketch of her while daydreaming

I hope you like it and keep up the amazing work!

Awwwww!!! Thank you so much!!

[tikhondownichi]

what do you think would happen if the urbanshade tried to recontain sebastian and take prorva for studying and exploiting

Sebastian won't let Urbashade take Prorva and himself alive (if possible). Let her die by his hand rather than suffer God knows what fate. It is the quickest and most humane end.

[thedemonofcat]

Somehow Jaskier has turned into a child and has no memory of adulthood.

Geralt is freaking out, Eskel is having outbursts of aggressive cuteness, Lambert is the cool uncle who teaches him how to swear. And Vesemir is sad that he lost his son-in-law but happy that he has another grandson to spoil (he puts honey in Jaskier's oatmeal and throws moldy bread to the wolves).

Jaskier had always been an odd child—though the most striking thing about him was that he didn’t speak. As an adult, it was nearly impossible to get him to stop talking, but now that he’d been magically turned into a child, he hadn’t uttered a single word. Instead, he just stared.

“I found some old toys,” Lambert announced, holding up a small collection of wooden figures. Kaer Morhen kept a few toys around for the boys who were too young to begin training when they arrived. Most children would be eager at the sight, but Jaskier, perched on Vesemir’s lap, only blinked slowly.

“Still nothing? I thought that would get him to talk,” Lambert muttered.

“Some boys need time,” Vesemir said calmly. “I’m sure Julian will speak when he’s ready.” They had decided it was best to call him by his birth name, at least for now.

“Maybe I can show him Roach,” Geralt offered. He was struggling the most with Jaskier’s sudden transformation. “Kids love horses.”

“I’m pretty sure that’s just you,” Eskel remarked. “We could try feeding him.”

Before anyone could respond, Jaskier reached out his hands. A faint shimmer flickered in the air, and then, as if conjured from nothing, an apple materialized in his palms.

Eskel turned to Geralt, eyes wide. “Did you know he could do that?”

“No,” Geralt said slowly, watching as Jaskier took a bite. “This is the first time I’ve seen him do anything like that.”

Vesemir studied the boy, a thoughtful expression on his face. “What a peculiar little thing you are, Julian.”

[seilnakyle]

Do we know in what universes / media Batcat have been childhood friends to lovers?

Several!

Gotham tv series 2014-2019

Secret Hero Society (2016)

Under The Moon: A Catwoman Tale (2019)

Batman: Overdrive (2020)

Gotham High (2020)

Bruce Wayne: Not Super (2023)

Absolute Batman (2024)

Childhood friends is a 10/10 batcat trope btw, i love it sm

[mapledkanata]

your primes and orion au is so adorable omg, and im sorry if you’ve answered this before, but can we draw this au? w credits and tagging you ofc.

YES!!!

oh my gosh yes of course you can!! I would be so honoured 😭😭🥹🥹 i would loveee to see any fanart for it, waaaa 🥹🙏✨

[laf-outloud]

It looks like (far from shaving him bald) Jared might be growing his hair for his appearance on TB.

I've kind of missed his longer hair, even if he did look good on Walker.

It's floofy Jared!

FanExpoCanada

OMG! This is the best look!!! I liked his shorter hair at times on Walker, but this? Perfection!!! I hope he gets to keep it for The Boys and for whatever else CBS has him do.

[kyri45]

Lol

[askmj2]

Exotic handcannons (Primary)

[genderkoolaid]

"oh you're bi too? haha attracted to every woman and five men amiright" don't put words in my mouth. don't put your baggage on me. if you saw the men i wanted to fuck you'd hurl.

[prettyboyprettyeyes]

✨soft asks✨

What song makes you feel better?

What is your go to comfort show?

Reading or writing? Why?

Whats your favorite feeling?

How do you like to take care of yourself?

What’s your favorite candle scent?

Who do you feel most like yourself around?

Whats a fabric/texture that’s nostalgic for you?

Best childhood moment?

When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? (or just felt really good afterwards)

Do you have a comfort item? Tell us about it!

What calms you down?

Bath or shower to relax?

Whats something upcoming that you’re excited for?

Comfort food?

What’s something you want to create soon?

How do you feel best loved?

What age in life do you think you’ll feel most yourself at?

Have you ever written or received a love letter?

Tell us about a memory you hold close to your heart.

Tea, Coffee, or hot cocoa?

Name of your favorite playlist?

Have you ever received flowers?

Who is your bestfriend?

If your soul was a color, what would it be?

If you could live anywhere with anyone you want, where would it be and who would you bring?

Do you like to garden? Have you ever grown something?

What are you proudest of?

Are you a kind person?

What do your hobbies look like?

[startheskelaton]

Uncle Knockout would take baby holoform Spark to Sephora and use her as a distraction to stuff her pockets. I swear there's no way he'd have an ugly holo especially if he's racing a lot.

I liked this visual

[tikhondownichi]

Prorva looks like she's gonna NOM the doctor's head of any moment in the size comparison?

she would have loved to swallow him whole

[thedemonofcat]

Jaskier throwing a jealous fit bc an incubus tried to seduce Geralt but totally missing the fact that the incubus looks like him

"You could have at least pretended not to enjoy it," Jaskier huffed, crossing his arms.

"Jask, it was an incubus trying to kill me," Geralt said flatly.

"It was trying to seduce you," Jaskier shot back. "And don't think I didn’t see that look you gave it. You were seduced."

With an indignant huff, Jaskier turned on his heel, fully prepared to storm off—until Geralt caught his hands, holding him still.

"Jaskier, it looked just like you," Geralt said, his voice softer now.

"So?" Jaskier sniffed, though his bravado wavered.

"So," Geralt murmured, lifting Jaskier’s face between his hands, "I already married you. Do you see why I might find someone who looks like my husband attractive?"

[seilnakyle]

it’s a little funny (transparent) when the same people who say tom king is this and that and sucks ass will then proceed to use his content to discredit batcat. selina never once said she hated the batkids or didn’t want kids until king wrote her. and that was only a very early version of her. she’s the only love interest on good terms with most if not all of them.

Selina is genuinely Bruce’s only love interest that consistently gives af about ALL his kids lmao

And the same writer who wrote her “not wanting” (saying she was UNSURE) kids also wrote her having a baby in Batman/Catwoman and the Catwoman 80th anniversary “Helena” story. And theres Bruce here suggesting he and Selina have discussed kids a bit in main canon.

Selina was literally the first one to encourage Bruce to take care of Jason. And she almost dumped Bruce after she saw that Jason wasn’t super comfortable sharing his dad yet, and she made sure to assure him that she wasn’t trying to replace the mother/son relationship he had with Nocturna

The “Jason has enough mother figures” is so crazy because SELINA was his mother figure way before fanon decided to make it Talia for some reason, and who does he actually call mom?

Selina was just as respectful with Damian too, she made sure he knew she wasn’t trying to replace his mom, and he didn’t have to call her mom, but she would always have his back ♥️

They want her to be a deadbeat so bad but she’s ALWAYS gonna be loved by the kids and mother of the batfam <3

I can’t even begin to explain how badly you miss the point of Selina Kyle when you erase the motherly/caretaking/big sister aspects of her character and reduce her to an “independent woman” BOO!! SHE IS MOTHER